Thursday, 10 September 2009

The Goose That Laid Golden Eggs...

Then
Never kill the goose that lays golden eggs.

Now
Kill the goose.
Extract the last litter of golden eggs left in her stomach.
Divide her flesh into a thousand tiny portions.
Sell every portion, at a premium, claiming to turn consumers' normal geese into golden ones (the wow! factor).
Auction all but one egg from the last litter at a super premium.
Retire to some exotic place with a ton of bucks and the last golden egg.

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